All 29 game Reviews


Spartaman 2 Spartaman 2

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Excellent.

This is the most manly game I have ever played.


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Windows S.H.I.T. Windows S.H.I.T.

Rated 1 / 5 stars

Unoriginal.

This is kind of relevent, especially for windows 95 and Vista, but overall, it's just a sad attempt to poke fun at Windows, which, by the way, stopped being funny about 6 years ago. Well, unless you count Vista. But this isn't funny because Microsoft is cleaning up its act on this kind of issue, so there's no real point in trying to make fun of them.
Sorry, but this really doesn't deserve a reccomendation.


AndrewGlisson13 responds:

Thank you for actually saying something other than "this is awesome" or "this sucks dick".

The lack of originality is one of the resons i'm not bothering with another windows parody. I'm not even entirely sure why I bothered with this one lmfao.


Miami Shark Miami Shark

Rated 5 / 5 stars

SHARK ATAAAACK!!!

There...there are no words to describe how EPIC this game is...



Faith Fighter Faith Fighter

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Censored mode....

Thus proving, yet again, that we must mollycoddle and scrape to Muslims. Personally, I have nothing against them, but the way we adjust our very lives to keep THEIR beliefs sacred is kind of sad. When was the last time you heard a Muslim say " Hey, maybe Jesus did exist. Maybe I should learn to encompass and accept, yet not take part in, beliefs other than my own." ?
......................Exactly.
And no, I have nothing against Muslims. In fact, the Sharian laws concerning criminal activity are some of the best I've heard of. I just get wierded out when stuff like this happens. :/



:the game: :the game:

Rated 4 / 5 stars

MC Escher gitched on me.

When I walked dround for a few seconds, I was able to actually walk down an invisible staircase, right off the screen. However, I couldn't get back up, so I had to restart. :/


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Nutcasenightmare responds:

Yeah, I never figured out how to fix that glitch... sorry about that. >_<


NG Level Icon Maker V2 NG Level Icon Maker V2

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Pretty cool....

My only beef is that of most people: I feel that we should be able to use these as our ACTUAL NG icon. It would add a lot more customizability to our profiles, and would probably generate HUGE amounts of traffic to this neat little gadget. The main reason I feel it would work is that below our actual icon, it states our level, so there would still be very little wonder about what level a person is at.
All in all, nice job.


smokinjoeevil responds:

It would still look like chaos in the forums though... plus you'd have people bogged down with checking out each others forum icons rather than actually using the forums!


DRY_FIRE DRY_FIRE

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Well done!

Possibly one of the best Defese games on NG!



Mercenaries 2 Mercenaries 2

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Ha!

This game is awsome. Well made, and good-looking too.



CornPopper CornPopper

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

0_o

Interesting, to say the least, but not much selling value. The art is nice, though.



Red Skies Red Skies

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Interesting.

Not the best game I've seen, but it could be worse. If you plan to make a sequel though, these tips might help.

First, the ability to control the aircraft using your mouse would be useful, and the controls could be a little more reactive.
Second, different views of your MiG would be nice as you move up and down. Right now, it feels kinda static.
And lastly, your best choice is probably to forego the side-scroller mechanics and go for a top-down view. Just by doing this alone would infinitly raise the quality of this game.

Thanks for listening!


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